you know what? i would be insane too if some corporate cult forced me to work in an ether mill as a child, groomed me in their boarding school, used my child prodigy genius to invent revolutionary brain surgery that becomes the most important invention of the company with zero fucking credit, and then 20 some years later fires me from my job bc the ceo’s daughter unknowingly started a fucking revolution against the abusive workplace i helped birth, and then said ceo’s daughter tells me i “overestimated my contributions” to the company.
in fact, i don’t think harmony is unhinged ENOUGH. give that woman a gun right this second.
you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi
If you say old man yaoi THIS IS WHAT I’M EXPECTING
Adding my celibate old man yaoi to this post.
outie dylan gets mad at gretchen for kissing his innie and calls it cheating, implying that they’re different people, but then says that he’s going to work to earn a paycheque as if HE’S the one working. something about how outies claim the innies as themselves only when they can take credit for the work the innies are doing.
people getting upset about like . pregnancy and fertility and like sex being themes in severance piss me off a little bc like . well it’s about autonomy . ITS ABOUT AUTONOMY. of course those will be themes . idk
The “mad scientist” trope is becoming a lost art, kudos to severance for embracing it so gloriously. She shows up, she kills people, she (probably) stalks you, she steals your snacks and moves into your basement, she’ll do experimental brain surgery any time any place. And she’s kind of adorable. God bless.
Good fucking news everybody!
SEVERANCE 1x08 / 2x09
I’ve just got life stuff. Isn’t that what Lumon’s all about? Balance?
Imagine scarfing down chinese food like a rabid animal only for jeff bezos to come and sit next to you and insult your dead wife, so you go home and get a lobotomy about it
Tumblr severance spoilers are so incoherent I don’t even know what this could mean