mistressvera:

Josie Maran as Marishka

Van Helsing, 2004

lucylucius:

acidblum:

i would too cause i’ll do anything but verbalize my feelings tbh…

here’s my sketch of it, you’re welcome!! lmao

cuteness–overload:

the-lonelyshepherd:

people getting upset about like . pregnancy and fertility and like sex being themes in severance piss me off a little bc like . well it’s about autonomy . ITS ABOUT AUTONOMY. of course those will be themes . idk

snowing-in-cyberspace:

onlinebeast:

onlinebeast:

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait

Where’s the sixth one

runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying

fairycosmos:

it’s crazy arguing with your parents as a fully grown adult because it’s like i can’t talk about childhood without sounding like a bitter insane asshole but those experiences literally shaped the person i am and i don’t understand why they just get to dismiss it all and make me look cruel for being maladjusted when they played a massive part in making me this way

glorious-spoon:

glorious-spoon:

one of the most challenging skills i’ve had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i’m proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

congratulations to the only post i’ve ever had breach 100k notes without any real discourse or fighting, just a lot of people wearily going, oh, god, same

amygdalae:

Favorite Meat?

Chicken

Beef

Pork

Fish/Shellfish/Crustacean

Goat

Sheep/Lamb

Turkey

Duck

Venison

Rabbit

Something Else (tell me what in tags!)

I don’t eat meat

atbluediner:

Why don’t you change me at all costs?
Starlight and star-crossed
Take me so breathless
Yeah, woke up in a safe house singing, “Honey, let’s get married”